I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.

The Harvard Lampoon
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This is a weird one. If you've ever watched the animated series "Family Guy," you probably know the joke here. The joke goes like this: A guy is sitting alone in a bar when he is suddenly visited by his inner child. The inner child asks the man for something to drink, so the man orders them both a beer.

As he sips on his beer, the man realizes that he was just sitting there drinking by himself.  So, he orders another one for himself and another for the little kid. Then, he asks the kid "How was school today?" The kid replies with "Not too bad." The man asks "What's your favorite subject?" The child says "Math." The man says "I like math too! Do you want another beer?" And so on...

Source: Nightlight: A Parody

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